She established The Ellen DeGeneres Wildlife Fund to save the mountain gorillas. OK. Its down the hall pass the Medal of Freedom, pass the Emmys pass the Peoples Choice Awards past the Kids Choice Awards, the Teens Choice Awards the Mark Twain Prize, the Peabody. -Are you in any pain? And youre watching them slowly creep up in your rearview mirror, and youre just: Please, change. I graduated high school Im still lost I just was doing anything to pay rent and I shucked oysters, and I sold vacuumcleaners and I worked for a landscapingcompany I was a waiter, which by the way I thinkeveryone should wait tables at least oncein their life. I used to work out a lot. Its like [crowd laughs] Doing the bathmat scoot. I was walking, hewas walking, he started running, I had tocatch up. Yes, Im enjoying it. So I have a step ladder, but I love it just the same, I do. Im going down back in stay there for a little while.. She started with an announcement to the four million viewers of The Ellen DeGeneres Show: "Goodbye to the resolution to read," she quipped, "and hello to the resolution to be on the front cover of O in '09!" Then the crusade intensified. Yeah. Ellen Degeneres: (05:38) So, I think, you know, if more gay peoplewould endorse and not in acommercial, like, but, although Can you imagine: Hi, Im Ellen DeGeneres. Section 107, allowance is made for "fair use" for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, and research. So, now, that particular look, the mullet,the outfit, everything is on the internet forever and ever andever. Her stand-up career started in the early 1980s, and included a 1986 appearance on . Andy, do you want to add anything? Cut to you, sitting at a bar, drunk, in the same outfit the entire time. No. He had only a dollar. I dont like to waste food. However, when I saw her stand up special, Here and Now, I laughed to the point of tearsI don't think I'd ever immediately admired a comic so much. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) When I dosomething stupid, its a story. If youre graduating high school, congratulations. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. Dont applaud for that. I turned 60 in January and [crowd claps] So, for my birthday this year my wife, Portia, gave me the most amazing gift. I dont know I am still gay by the way. And where are my softball coaches at? Thats not that long ago. I got a TV from the gay lady. I can't move right now. On Wednesday, the daytime show announced that after 19 seasons the final episode will air May 26. And when we see signs like that we think that means that were on the right path which by the way, we are all on a path. Hi, everyone and welcome. Ill take my black American Express card and Ill just squeeze it. Does it work? And then Ill do yoga on the pier. Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. Like, soldiers with swords, theyre putting their swords down so they could grab bread and gnaw on it, like They probably took a stab at it which is where that expression came from. And I thought: Oh my God, I am gonna godownstairs Im gonna write the most relatable special that anybody has ever seen. So after Lupita got me dressed and combedmy hair I just couldnt wait, I was just the whole way down the escalator, Im like, this is gonna be so good. I appreciate it. These are good. And my dad put me onhis shoulders to get a better look at him cause you know how four-year-olds loveCharlton Heston. Im just going to shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it off. DeGeneres became my favorite comic within one hour of First one is from 1984 jazzercise class I took. Alright, so you would like someone to goin with you? I had no job, I had no car, no money. If Im out somewhere and people have a baby Theyll hold it out towards me like, for me tohold it and Im like: This is cashmere, no.. Im And Im kind, Im a good person. Im full, I ate in the bathroom. Yeah. https://www.scripts.com/writer/ellen_degeneres/5244. There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Does that cancel it out in any way or What if I had two cats, does that make mequestioning or am I not quite gay at that point? Squirrels live in trees. Ellen DeGeneres has told viewers she is ending her long-running TV show because "I truly have felt like next season was the right time" to bring it to a close. Hoe, who is you playin wit? DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. -Thank you. "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" came to an end on Thursday, wrapping a 19-season run. She opens the show with an obligatory . Some of these restaurants they have thewaiters that I get so much anxiety from the waiters that refuse to take yourorders and write it down. I That could be right for you. And now, I saw an advertisementfor a pill that stops headaches andmigraines before they start. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. I dont know, I For a while there, I was Every time I looked at the clock it was 11:11 and every time, and I started wondering, like, what does this mean? The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, and the longest distance between two points is the ladies room at a WNBA game. [message received noise] [crowd laughs] Id send her this. And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. Negotiations breaking down Please, change. And the light doesnt change so theyjust creep up alongside of you. Become a freelancer and work on your own terms. Yeah, but heres the thing. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. But you know, to find the mountain gorillas they live in the mountains and they are in the jungle in the mountains. But I think that one thing that we all do, that Ive noticed that is We all have our song, right. I should leave him., I think were all looking for signs because were all looking for validation that were on the right path. Necessary cookies are absolutely essential for the website to function properly. She was ashamed. But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. No, but Ive dined in other places before. So, whether your bathmat scoot is 50 scoots to get to the towel or three scoots to get to the towel Whether youre gay, or have dry eye. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Ellen: Yeah, how's the tour going? Convert your audio or video into 99% accurate text by a professional. Comedian and talk show host Ellen DeGeneres has been in the spotlight for decades. I swore I'd never used them again, but desperate times calls for desperate jokes. That was a mistake, too. I mean everybody warned me. Its like your childhood, through your adulthood, you wear those things. Discover why Rev is the #1 speech-to-text service in the world. I will, yeah. I was told that today is Teacher Appreciation Day. Top-rated television show host and New Orleans native Ellen DeGeneres was the keynote speaker at Tulane University's 2009 Commencement. Clearly, shes crazy. I cant honk ever at anyone. I think they have been. [crowd cheers] [claps], That was before I got my new voice. Like Youre at the doctors office: Ellen, you seem pretty sick. [message sent noise], And shed send me this. Id like someonealready in there before I get in therewaiting. Like What is Aspirin? [rap song playing] Yeah, yeah, Ay, I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances Ill bring a gown in case theres a captain from a boat that I have to have dinner with. STANDS4 LLC, 2023. And so I had to move out of the place we were living cause I couldnt afford to live there anymore. And I should know. Shake it off.. The ladder is an adult purchase if you really think about it. I love that expression. Ellen Degeneres: (04:51) Whenever we passsomeone going slow we have to see what they look like. Speech-to-Text live streaming for live captions, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition API. Still Oh, thank you. Is she gonna be OK? "Very few stations wanted to buy the show, and here we are 20 years . I thought so, I thought [crowd laughs] Theres nothing more embarrassing than when you pass up a slow driver to showthem the proper way of driving. Back that ass up I had a dream that I was holding a baby finch, like a little precious bird and it was my pet and I put it back in its cage which was this beautiful multi-tiered bamboo cage and the bird became me, when it went into the cage and all of a sudden it realized that it was up against the window all alone, and the window was open and the bars were wide enough for the bird to fly out. The show was actually called "These Friends of Mine" in its first season, but the name was changed to avoid . I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Cause people do that to me. We know that now. Back that ass up I mean People werent talking about dandruff. He was 40. I had a great life. Read the transcript of "Ellen Degeneres: Relatable" (2018). This is This is a true story. The writing was already on the wall her contract was up anyway in 2022 . We should be on our own path. Jim Jefferies: High n Dry (2023) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle Stand-Up Monologue SNL (2022) | Transcript, Dave Chappelle: Whats in a Name (2022) | Transcript, Iliza Shlesinger: Hot Forever (2022) | Transcript. Joshua Chenault @joshuachenault1. What are the kids doing? She has authored four books and started her own record company, Eleveneleven, as well as a production company, A Very Good Production. Ellen DeGeneres fans learned Wednesday that the talk show host will end her syndicated daytime program in 2022. You can tell its May because people are wearing floral print face masks. I mean, whenever youre closeted, youre always thinking about it. [crowd laughs] [claps] I wrote that at 3 a.m. Ellen DeGeneres Show DJ tWitch 'dies by suicide' aged 40 News Ellen DeGeneres speaks out following death of DJ tWitch UK I loved him with all my heart: Ellen DeGeneres remembers Stephen. I was talking to this woman and shewas telling me about her kids recital orsomething. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. Youll wear them until theres alittle tiny hole starting and youre like:Thats not that bad. Thats a simple little hole that you can just Your heel can be pokingthrough, its like a halter top foryour foot. Got your eye on any good medication you want to tell me about? I pulled a muscle putting on a sports bra and Those are too tight, they are too tight. Its really working out for me now. I was trying to laugh along with the vegan bit,but And all the vegans are like: Oh, Ellen! Im the be-kind girl. She had a gawky, tomboyish persona, but her fans seemed to have no trouble seeing. *Ellen holds up two black and white photos showing David and Iman modelling clothes. Side effects may include: Loss of family, loss of friends, unemployment., Yep, unemployment is a side effect. The book is in the library. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. I journaled and I wrote poetry. I love you. I was also told that today is Chicken Appreciation Day. People People used to take Xanax when they werestressed out. And it had been the whole time. Theyre missing outon music that they could be flying and then getting down on the you know. No, thats not what you do. By the way, all right, listen to this joke. Ellen Degeneres: (00:51) I love that we imagine that were gonna curl up and read a good book. Theyre flying and they think theyve got it all but they dont. Shes actually She is my friend and shehid that from me. I dont deserve it, give it to thelady there. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. Ellen DeGeneres trying to convince us that her show is ending because of lack of creativity, when we know it's Dakota Johnson who ended it. But I was hiding a part of myself and whenever we hide anything from anybody, its because were worried about what someone else is gonna think of us. And for the gentleman? Dave Chappelle talks about Kanye West, the 2022 midterm elections and Donald Trump. Follow that, but I think that signs do help us and I think that if we pay attention to those signs, they do guide us. And now, by the power vested in me by the State of California and my friends at Shutterfly, I now pronounce you graduated. -Alright, Ill just get the salad then. Theres a AA battery. Do you want them? [crowd laughs] Shoe salesmen are like no other salesmen for any other thing you buy. And theyre still looking at me And Im like: I dont wanna looklike an idiot. So, I just filled up the back seat. I didnt have a talent, I didnt play an instrument I didnt sing, I wasnt in drama class, I didnt act I wasnt a class clown I was just kind of a regular kid. On Wednesday, embattled comedian Ellen DeGeneres confirmed that she'll end her eponymous talk show after next season. Itll put everything in perspective. Boss died by suicide at a hotel Tuesday, according to a report from the Los Angeles medical . Jim Jefferies is back and no topic is off limits. I think it sounded like that. It is." 06 of 10. No ones gonna watch a lesbian duringthe day.. My parents were obsessed with celebrities and so, hi, here I am. I had gotten to the point where it was more important for me to feel proud of who I was and live my truth than worry about what other people thought of me. DeGeneres' stand-up success led to her own sitcom, "Ellen," which aired from 1994-1998. These are good. Ladies and gentelmen please welcome ellen degeneres All right thanks aww thank you very much thank you thank you thank you very much well..thanks what a lovely way to start work.thank you very much I.. And, so when I was offered this talk show I was really excited about it, but they were trying to sell the talk show and a lot of people didnt wanna buy it because no one thought theyd watch. She has dry eye and thats okay. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah They are. Excellent choice. I hate when they say excellent choice right after me. Everything changed. Yeah. I moved into this tiny basement apartment and you could hardly stand up in it. OK. For the shoes to see themselves, cause youcant. I was really like, you know, and like I said Do you wanna finishlaughing? Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. I roll it real tight. The sentence repeats I to emphasize Sit down and eat and pay and leave, right? There were fleas everywhere. Andy Lassner: (06:14) That Im not a dancer. Ellen: I know! On July 30, a second report from BuzzFeed was published, this time revealing that former employees of . And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. I dont know who started that. If you look at the commercials that areon the air, most every commercial is forsome type of medicine, some kind of pill and I dont knowif youve noticed it the medicine commercials The side effectsare so long that the people on the commercial are running out of activities. I heard he was coming to the party. Yeah, I really do. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? No cant have the chicken. If I have to do that, thatll be good. And for me it was a dead battery, but, We all have people, that we know, that look into signs way too much. Like Oprah, Ellen, which premiered on Sept. 8, 2003, was a solid hit.With a mix of DeGeneres's witty banter and dance moves, which she showed off daily at the top of the show, celebrity interviews . [crowd laughs] When I roll it, I make sure theres nothing in there, in the pockets. Ellen DeGeneres: ( 04:48) All I've ever wanted to do is make people feel good and laugh, and there is no greater feeling than when someone tells me that I've made their day better with my show, or that I've helped them get through a sickness or a hard time in their lives. It was the only graduation ceremony really. You know It was probably a tall guy who invented the ladder going: I have aspirations of my own. That was my first voice I had and Sinbad dressed me for that, by the way. You know, theyll be like: I dont know if I should be in this relationship. The one thing people get really upset about is when they find out Im vegan. [gasps] Happy birthday After nearly two decades The Ellen DeGeneres Show is coming to an end. Im not sure. Call me Big Daddy when you back that ass up Go back and watch the special but Anyway, I finished writing it. [crowd claps] But I do love these expressions. Lets call it sometime mid June. These cookies do not store any personal information. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up The "Ellen DeGeneres Show" is currently in its 18th season and will end after Season 19. Jen Aniston has dry eye. As reported in the Los Angeles Times, the comedian sold the . [crowd laughs] Gold toilets. Ellen was introduced by Tulane president Scott Cowen. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Its And it was raining for a long time before we got there like a month before we got there and so it was really muddy and theres like stinging thistles and all kinds of brush everywhere that youve got somebody hacking away with a machete and youre trying to get through and sometimes you had to crawl this far under, were sinking in the mud like, to our knees and three hours up the mountain at some point, I was like, to me We do We have a tendency to stereotype people. In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. She said she held my head. In 2010, she was a judge on American Idol for its ninth season. But now Im countin this Do you find yourself in love with, attracted toor just curious about the same sex? I was, you know My hair was different. You know, you say: Im vegan. Mazelel tov, graduates. Commencement: common, and cement, common cement. Andy Lassner: (00:24) It could be all because of her. Im gonna read. So its been 15 years since Ive donestand-up and when I decided to do thisspecial a friend of mine was at my house and I told him: Im going to do stand upagain. And he said: Really? And I said: Yeah. Im good. [crowd claps], Thats a job, there are so many jobs when you think aboutit. Thank you so much for being here,Seattle. We get a junk drawer. Theres a teacher I want to give a special shout out to. Then I do. One, two a day. Im just gonna look down here and touch that. As a film actress, DeGeneres starred in Mr. Wrong (1996), EDtv (1999), and The Love Letter (1999), and provided the voice of Dory in the Pixar animated films Finding Nemo (2003) and Finding Dory (2016); for Nemo, she was awarded the Saturn Award for Best Supporting Actress, the first time an actress won a Saturn Award for a voice performance. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. -No, not at all. You got a stupid ass, yeah, make me laugh, yeah Ellen DeGeneres didn't grow up thinking that she'd be a pioneer in the fight for LGBTQ equal rights and visibility. . They are on the beat and Iwas like: Oh my God, thats crazy. And then I started really thinking about it, cause I love animals so much and Ithought: I dont know how I feel. Because when people get birds as pets they cliptheir wings, they put them in cages they dont get to fly anymore but these birds get to dance and theyknow music and theyre listening to music that theyd never otherwise hear if they were in the jungle, you know. Id say: Do you mind if I write it down and give it to you and then you take it in the kitchen? Directors Joel Gallen Starring Ellen DeGeneres Genres Comedy, Arts, Entertainment, and Culture Subtitles English [CC] Audio languages English And I said: Yes, why? And he said: Well, do you think youre still relatable? And [crowd laughs] I said: Yes, I do think Im still relatable. DeGeneres starred in the popular sitcom Ellen from 1994 to 1998 and has hosted her syndicated TV talk show, The Ellen DeGeneres Show, since 2003. This show features Ellen doing the brand of comedy which made her famous, as she focuses on the sort of everyday problems and quirks to which we can all relate. I really dont like to judge, except forpeople who say libary. Start your free trial to watch Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now and other popular TV shows and movies including new releases, classics, Hulu Originals, and more. "I learned. Are there ten rows? You know that. - Oh, and a Diet Coke." Ellen DeGeneres I think youre doing a great job. Dave Chappelle delivers a speech at his prestigious alma mater that reflects on his comedy roots, his rise to fame and why artists should never behave.. But, well, you know what, if it lasts more than four hours, remember to call a doctor. Its on your mind cause youre worried that someones gonna find out. They dont. Andy Lassner: (07:48) We dont care. Dont let anyone try and talk you out of them. Bread has been around forever. [crowd laughs] [claps], I dont have that many childhood memories. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. Web. Ellen DeGeneres' most contentious interviews with showbiz stars have resurfaced after the US talk show host came under fire for her recent show with Mariah Carey, forcing her to reveal her. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Theyre looking at me, and Im looking atthem and I get back in the car and I pull around. Girl, who is you playin wit? [crowd laughs] [claps] Where do you get your riboflavin? Its hard to be vegan. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. Whooping cough, back hair, crying And itsjust They should say anything at all: Side effects could be, think of something. Thats Theres hair in it already and you just Now, its like, its grown. I a few years ago I started ending my show by saying: Be kind to one another. And [crowd cheers] Yeah, thats what I thought. Youre 21 and youve already accomplished more than I had at that age. My friend has really upset me by what hesaid. And he said: Well then, I shall draw you a bathmaam. And I said: You dont have to announceit all the time. And for all of this years graduates, believe me, your best days are still ahead of you. He did. Listen to the MP3 Audio here: Ellen DeGeneres' 2009 Commencement Speech at Tulane University TRANSCRIPT: Scott Cowen - 14th President, Tulane University Oh my God, I have so much anxiety. I just think, it would help if more peoplecame out. Thank you. We are just silently, without talking, sending things back and forth Like, Id send her this. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. Easily integrate Rev using our robust APIs to start building your product quickly. Your email address will not be published. Yes. I mean, its amazing. In my life, Ive been through some incredible highs and some tremendous lows, and the one thing thats true about both of them is that they pass, so cherish the good times. DeGeneres later returned to the Nemo franchise with the 2016 sequel, Finding Dory. Yes. . Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. Cause I used to writeall the time. Trulicity? Thank you. But just in the last year or two for no reason, really. Ill tell you that. Makes sense now. Im just gonna keep shoes on, theyre not gonna see that. Then you go tosomebodys house and they have a shoes-off policy. Everything was fine, thank you. This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. And its a jungle out there. I dont know why they insist on doing it. You cant do anything about it, its a inflamed nerve from wearing the wrong kind of shoes. He said: Do you wear like soft-soled shoes, like tennis shoes? Transcribe your audio files to find high-impact insights in minutes. I dont know, just like Theres a roll of Scotch tape thats out of the container, just the roll, and its You cant get it started cause its half-way broken anyway and you just keep it. Oh my God, youre so happy Im not vegan. And then I stopped and I was like: Oh myGod this is relatable., People do the bathmat scoot when thebutler forgets to put the towel next to the tub. NBC By John Koblin March 22, 2021 When Ellen DeGeneres returned from a summer hiatus to open the 18th season of her daytime talk show in September, she came armed with an apology. I think a junk drawer, that also is an adult thing that happens when were adults. You know. They didnt let her on, thank God, but Imean, not that she doesnt need it. Now Id like to talk to you aboutgay. I want to make you feel good for an hour, at least an hour really. Thats good. This is my homework for my online Spanish. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. Get a weekly digest of the weeks most important transcripts in your inbox. View history Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now is a stand-up comedy routine that was shown on HBO. The guest list for the final show. Speech-to-Text API for pre-recorded audio, powered by the worlds leading speech recognition engine. When I was 21, my biggest accomplishment was I got front row tickets to see Peter Frampton. We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. Good afternoon, students. Theyve gotten a pottery class, theyve played frisbee with a dog. listening. They dont know who he is. I am not gonna continue to do this the whole time.. But I'm honored that you've asked me here to speak at your common cement. 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